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TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

by Angel Cohn August 17, 2012 3:06 pm
TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

We might need to wash our ears out with soap.

"Looking like a black condom made me horny." - Joe Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey

"It doesn't matter that he's wearing a unitard. You put the NASA hat on and you are like the coolest, best-dressed person in the world." - Ian, Big Brother

"This looks like Deliverance over here." - Joe Guidice, Real Housewives of New Jersey

"I've never done a fitting for a pig." - Lacey, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"When you put a dog down, you pet its head, right? " Kalon, Bachelor Pad

"You want to treat this gun like a woman." Andrew, Stars Earn Stripes

"I'm going to wait until I find out what my degree is for." - Catelynn, Teen Mom

"I bit the top of the nipple off... and I ended up swallowing it." - June, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"I think you need to take your Technicolor ass and get out of here." - Cathy, Dance Moms

"I'm barfing in your soup!" - Jill Davie, Time Machine Chefs

"Because you've got to wipe your too-tay." - June, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"My daughter is smart and goes to school every day." - Melissa, Dance Moms

"I'm the guy who's the whitest half-Cuban ever." - Blake, The Glee Project

"What Aylin has the potential to do for you and this show, is to take the bridge of fear and intolerance that has defined the post-9/11 decade in this country, and burn it to the ground." - Charlie, The Glee Project

"I'm not scared of putting my lips to a duck. It's definitely not the dirtiest thing I've put in my mouth." - Ilan Hall, Time Machine Chefs

"Excuse me, Zingbot, but do you know how bright you have to be to be a spray tanner?" - Ashley, Big Brother

"Your eyes are, like, shrink-wrapped right now." - Brandon, The Real World

"That crust on my momma's neck... I don't know what it is." - Pumpkin, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"What light? My vagina hole?" - Snooki, Snooki & JWOWW

"I hope mama don't eat Glitzy. She eats everything else." - Alana, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"Nicole all of a sudden has a problem with a little penis on her face?" - Jenni, Snooki & JWOWW

"If we threw Aviva's leg in here, and my blood, they'd be like, 'Murder!'" - Sonja, Real Housewives of New York

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