We've got crazy quotes to spare, so y'all better redneckognize!

"Let me try to get one in your mouth, come on." - Joe Guidice, Real Housewives of New Jersey

"Christina is all on the pole for this hideous guy who looks like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons." - Julie, Bad Girls Club

"That thing vibrates, I love it." - Linda, Big Ang

"They were going at each other. It was going to go off. I literally picked up Olivia over my shoulder and walked her to the front of the salon." - Anthony, Jerseylicious

"It's about the children who are missing legs!" Aviva, Real Housewives of New York

"Oh my door nuts." - Alana, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"The picture method is when you picture everything in pictures and see how many pictures can fit within the picture." Ashley, Big Brother

"Don't date Germans, they're fuckin' Nazis." - Christina, Bad Girls Club

"I smell like a bowl of oyster stew, so I've got to get clean." - Sugar Bear, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"I think I look like a bird... a bird ready to mate." - Angela, Gallery Girls

"Something like just went up my c***." - Ramona, Real Housewives of New York

"You should be on your best behavior sucking my toes." - Andrea, Bad Girls Club

"Like Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke... when he looked like a person." - Linda, Big Ang

"When June sat on my lap she didn't really ask for nothin', but I couldn't feel my feet." - Sugar Bear, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"The pie just gave me a hug on the inside." - Curtis, Top Chef Masters

"She's been a Hooters girl for 25 years, so of course she's going to win." - Chris, Bachelor Pad

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