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TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

by TWoP Staff August 31, 2012 11:53 am
TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

Even some scripted shows are getting in on the action this week. Thanks, HBO.

"When does this get gay?" - Christopher or Albie (they are basically the same person anyway), Real Housewives of New Jersey

"The rest were pussy ass coward ass pussified pussies." - Charlie, The Newsroom

"If I trip over a carrot, we're gonna have a problem." - Remy, Bridezillas

"I come from a small family of eight." - Anna Duggar, 19 Kids and Counting

"[Weighing 250 lbs] is an awesome goal. That's the second thing beside my butthole piercing." - Pumpkin, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"It hit me after graduating Harvard..." - Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model

"Oh, she's coma toast." Ramona, Real Housewives of New York

"You're a slut puppy." -- Gary, Teen Mom

"I'm wearing my puritan slut outfit." - Angela, Gallery Girls

"Who knew watching an alien give birth could be so comforting?" - Arlene, True Blood

"My name is Jasmine, I just like to meow." - Jasmine, America's Next Top Model

"Some men like big breasts, I like big meringue! ... Maybe I do like girls." - Art Smith, Top Chef Masters

"I've got a carrot costume on and I'm sitting here having a fricking toe-to-toe." - Frank Big Brother

"I think it should be big lips and inside the lips, 'Big Ang's Secrets.'" - Big Ang, Big Ang

"Who spells anymore?" -- Blakeley, Bachelor Pad

"Do you want a banana in your bed?" - Dani, Married to Jonas

"Don't forget to smoke!" - Lisa, Toddlers & Tiaras

"Do you have your underwear?" - Sonja, Real Housewives of New York

"If a man goes naked while he's regular, what happens when he's, like, aroused? He's going to be two-toned. She'll be, like, what the fuck is that? A slinky?" - Random bartender, Big Ang

"The girls start crawling around on the floor and punching themselves in the face, and I thought, at least you're being the best you can be." - Christi, Dance Moms

"When my belly hurts, it's usually gas. Or, too many chicken nuggets." - Alana, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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