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TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

by Angel Cohn September 21, 2012 2:29 pm
TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

We swear it's not just our dirty minds working overtime.

"Bitch slap that bitch." - Tim Gunn, Project Runway

"I think they kissed penises. " - Lacey, The Challenge

"I was telling her to eat me and she just wanted to sleep with me." - Johnny, America's Next Top Model

"There's a lot of skanks." - Abe, Breaking Amish

"Did she not have any teeth in her mouth this morning?" - Kate, Breaking Amish

"I saw Sonja's vagina and boobs so much I began to feel like an OB/GYN." - Heather, Real Housewives of New York

"If you haven't guessed already by now... I enjoy the company of men." - Johnny, Be Good Johnny Weir

"I entertain in my bed." - Sonja, Real Housewives of New York

"Take it real slow and smooth at first. Try and get a feel for what you are going to be doing. Just getting the wood warm." - Malcolm, Survivor

"I wish you could wake me up in the morning." - Britney, The X Factor

"I couldn't pick the guy out of a lineup, so how big is he?" - Lea, Real Housewives of Miami

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