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TV Hearsay: The Week's Best Out of Context Quotes

Honey Boo Boo herself taught us a lesson about tolerance with her "everybody's a little bit gay" comment, but here are the quotes that aren't quite as well meaning.

"Technically it's not a strip club, it's a bikini bar." - Melissa, Real Housewives of New Jersey

"Incest is best." - Aviva's dad, Real Housewives of New York

"I want to see firm, not rigid." - Carrie Ann, Dancing With the Stars

"I'm sure you've worked with tight things before. Just get it in there." - Andy, Flipping Out

"Trey looks like he's ready to go. He wants it. I'm ready to give it to him, but I hope he knows that I'm ready to go the distance. This isn't going to be easy." - Danny, The Challenge

"I haven't been this wet in my life." - Malcolm, Survivor

"I'm not really good with balls." - Cara Maria, The Challenge

"I wish I had an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls." - Alana, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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